October 2009
1 post
Maybe This Time - Glee Cast
Love it.
September 2009
13 posts
This is the first essay I am proud about..
Seven years ago is when I met the most important person in my life. It began on a long, and very tiring bus ride home from middle school. Now, mind you I wasn’t the most popular kid in middle school, nor was I the smartest. During this excruciating bus ride I was tapped on the shoulder by a short, but unique girl. She was wearing the most outrageous green scarf. Not knowing what she wanted, I...
The only thing I hate about still being in high school, is the fact that when I say I’m almost 20 people laugh or don’t believ me. Then when they find out I don’t have my license, they laugh again. If only they knew the reasons why, damn bastards. Other than that, I enjoy school this year.
I feel pathetic when people ask where I’m moving to, and I tell them “5 feet away from my current apartment, it’s just bigger.” haha.
This is a like an everyday thing between us, lol.
christopher: FILLE!!! L'homme est petit ma Il a un grand penis.
remember that
me: lol what?
christopher: mais**
ma is italian lol
me: i was like, what? lol
I forget what mais means though lol
christopher: L'uomo e' piccolo ma lui ha un pene grande
but
me: oh haha
I thought you were gonna say something else lol
christopher: what
me: you said but
lol
the man is small, but he has a big penis? right
lol
christopher: yeah
me: lol
“Catch it, eat it up, smell it!”
– Some random transgendered woman, on this Taxi show on Bravo.
Seriously?! LOL
I cannot help but laugh at the fact you have a new boyfriend every other month. I’m at the point where, I just think you suck at relationships all together.
August 2009
55 posts
12 more fucking days until I move into a bigger apartment! Thank god!
txtsfrmlstnght:
(732): really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
LOL. This would be from 732.
I wish I was in these kind of moods everyday. Seriously, if I wasn’t so lazy I would go outside and just start dancing.
Yanno, I cannot wait until school starts up again in a few days. I love going out to buy new notebooks. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a new notebook that just makes me happy. They have to be the right kind though, the pages have to be just right.
Also, the pens, I hate writing with those nasty pens, the ones that write like shit. I don’t know how else to...
Wtf, why do I have Feliz Navidad stuck in my head?
“In an all-boys school, it was fun to dye my hair pink, and if someone tried to...”
– Patrick Wolf (via fuckyeahindieboys)
I wouldn’t dye my hair pink, but I would do the exact same thing, lol.
Calogero - Tu es fait pour voler.
<3
reblog your Urban Dictionary name meaning:
chapter13:
mackattack:
lazybones:
brighteye:
a very nice man who likes to steal obese children from their homes at night
I think I just died of laughter.
Chelsea is a beautiful creature of a peculiar nature. She is often starving or not hungry in the least, but she is dangerous in her hungry state. Possibly the sexiest creature on the planet, the Chelsea naturally has the powers of...
Is it bad that the only time I talk to my dad is when I need something, or if he calls? Which is like, once in a blue moon.
I can’t wait until I start my own family, I am gonna do it the proper way. Not the fucked up way like most families these days.
Until then, I will just do it in The Sims. lol
“If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other...”
– Virginia Woolf
2 weeks..
until school starts up again. Holy fucking shit. Where did the summer go? Now thinking about it, I did absolutely nothing productive this summer. YAY!
You know what I hate..
When you eat something spicy or hot and then you drink something and it tastes so fucking disgusting, haha.
“Holly Kennedy: “All I know is, if you don’t figure out this...”
– P.S. I Love You
